Lightning Bolt ⚡

Joined January 2018

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Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic sexy odd ♒ Aquarian Taco Bell Futurist 🌮 with an erratic brain↯🧠↯~ Author of comedy, poetry, sci fi, & horror.

I am shock therapy.⚡

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I get my feelings hurt Because I need a hug and I feel disconnected Then I get angry and act the fool Making it far less likely I'll get the hugs I need
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Poets
All Right, Mr. DeMille, I'm Ready for My Memes!
{{ DISCLAIMER: My name isn't DeMille, but I do feel the urge to direct. 🤷‍♂️ I'd make an excellent farcical dictator}}
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
A Pledge of Allegiance
**👇 __America's States don't seem that-> -->United to me, especially on 'social' media. __Trump's quest for totalitarian power->
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Poets
I Think, Therefore I Meme
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ This bunch of memes is another old collection. It was originally published way back when, before this place had a Humor Community. 👍 I have updated the lame jokes, however, so there is new jocularity here to enjoy.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
You're Simply the Best . Top Story - November 2024.
Dear Everyone, Bear with me. I want to give you some background context. I have epilepsy. The seizures that I have had since 2019 wipe my memory, blur my focus, and dim my ability to concentrate.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humans
dehctateD
----- _Do I blame him for shutting me out; I cannot ----- _Every hot pattern in me refuses to be untaught ----- _He's not intimate enough, but he always shows concern
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Poets
Limbo
"Emotionally "detached"<-— that's what he tells me "don't know how I feel." 💔 by ___________________Bolt ⚡ Original story☝️ by ©️William Markly O'Neal II, 2024 - All rights reserved ⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Poets
🎼🎺 It Don't Meme A Thing..!
I'm outta control! I've lost my mind!!! {I never actually had it.} I'm going through all the stages of grief (in I don't know what order) for not winning the Sky-ku challenge. 😭😭😭😭😭
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
That which does not Kill Us makes Us Memer
Hello! ⚡🖐️😁⚡ It's me again, _Lightning Bolt⚡ with another edition of Meme-ing Madness! There are numerous episodes of this nonsense, including a couple that won Top Story awards!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
The Meme-ing of Life is to Find Your Gift; The Purpose of Memes are to Give Them Away
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ Phone a friend! Tell your neighbors! Harass your in-laws! I'm back with a repeated edition of Meme-ing Madness!!!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
I Have Always Depended on Stealing the Memes of Strangers. Top Story - November 2024.
I'm back! ⚡😉👍 Are you excited? Be excited, friends and reading captives!!! This is an entirely new Edition of Meme-ing Madness! (11/11/24)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
I Have a Super Dilemma— ⚡🫤
I'm a superhero. ⚡😁👍 It's a dangerous job, but somebody's gotta do it. I often wonder how many other superheroic authors are on Vocal. ⚡🤔
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Geeks